"Welcome to Angel Mort.
Today we're holding a special event. Do you have a ticket?"
"Umm, we don't have a ticket, but we were told to give our names.
We're Rena Ryuugu and Keiichi Maebara."
"Let me check on our list.
Please wait for a moment."
Seems like many fans of this restaurant aren't normal people.
I bet they'd try to get in with lies or fake tickets.
No wonder this waitress makes sure to check the list.
"Anyway... those people were just too freaky back there.
There's no way that normal people could get through them without a struggle."
"Ahahahahaha, you might be right.
But nobody can stop me! Hauuuuu☆!"
"You sure did them in...
Did you use your elbows or knees?
You hit them right in the middle of their faces... You're a scary person."
The way Rena swept them off their feet with super-fast invisible jabs was incredible...
It even gave me a chill just thinking about it.
"That's because they tried to sabotage my chance to take my girls home with me☆.
They must look so kyute today! I'm taking all of them home with me!!"
"...When you're in Kyute Mode, nobody stands a chance.
I sure hope they admitted their loss after getting beaten up that badly..."
"You did great too, Keiichi-kun.
At first, I thought you'd be engulfed by them, but then they became all quiet and let you through with tears in their eyes.
What did you do to them, to them?"
"...Nothing really...
I just told them that I'd get into the restaurant and make sure to see everything they wanted to see.
And I told them, 'You might have to shed tears now, but I believe you can get a ticket next time.'
That's all I said, but they seemed to understand me..."
"...You're so good at that sort of thing.
You know, making people listen to you.
Yeah, you sure are our club's Magician of Words."
"They're all calling me that now.
Can't you please come up with a better name?!"
"Ahahahahaha!
I'll think about it!"
Rena laughs loudly.
"Thank you so much for waiting.
I confirmed your names in the list.
I'll take you to your table.
Please follow me!"
The waitress led us to our seats.
The restaurant was completely packed today.
It made for a cheerful but sort of crazy atmosphere.
All the customers in the restaurant were very unique people, just like the ones loitering around outside.
There was an aura of excitement in the store, and it also smelled a bit sweaty.
They were also talking excitedly using special terms that I don't understand, again just like the people outside.
"Angel Mort is
all about the uniform!!"
"You taste food with your tongue,
but in Angel Mort, you can taste it with your eyes, too!!
Where's the waitress with the big
heavy
pair of melons? I don't see her today!!"
"Muohoho!
You need to check the shift roster!!
If you like girls with big tits,
you have to come on Tuesdays and
Thursdays
after
5 PM!
If you like girls with small tits, you have to come on Fridays after 5 PM!!"
...I regret coming here today.
And at the same time,
I was really glad that I didn't lose the game yesterday.
This punishment might be a bit easier for the girls.
But, as a guy, if I had to undergo this punishment today... I would've been kicked and punched by these crazy customers, because they would've been burning with anger.
Let me explain. I didn't come here just to eat lunch with Rena today.
The punishment is as follows: the losers have to wear a costume that was randomly chosen and help with the event at Angel Mort... as a waitress.
The winners can enjoy eating desserts, receiving service from the losers.
When this punishment was announced,
I'd actually prepared myself for the punishment because I thought I'd lose the game like always.
I was losing a lot recently, so I didn't think I could win.
I assume Rena felt the same way.
Who could imagine Rena and I would do so well as to win?
You're great, Keiichi Maebara.
You made me proud!!