"Hello?

Do you need the hospital or the fire department?"

"Err... the fire department!"

"Is there a fire, or some other accident?

Please speak slowly and calmly."

"I-I think it's a fire...

This is the _____ rest area on the ____ Highway... I can see a ton of fire and smoke coming up from the mountains behind us.

Nobody goes back there, so I don't know why anything got lit on fire...

Anyway, I figured I should let you know...!

It could turn into a forest fire!"

"I understand.

I need to know exactly where you are, so please tell me your name, a phone number we can use to get in touch with you, and the exact location of the fire."

"Notice from the fire department headquarters.

We have a report of a suspicious fire on the western slopes of the _____ Mountain.

Given its distance from the road, it could be a couple's bonfire or someone unlawfully burning trash.

The location is deep in the woods.

No homes in the area, but the fire could spread.

Immediately go to the site to verify."

"Is this the fire station?

This is the ____ District fire department branch.

We arrived moments ago at the reported area.

Fire confirmed to be a burning oil drum left in the mountains.

The fire is calming, and there is no chance it will spread.

......And...

well......

in the oil drum... I think it might be a person.

Like, a person burned with kerosene... or something.

...Well... I think maybe we should get the police over here..."

"Ah... ah!!

T-T-There's no mistaking it!!

This is a person!!

Eeeeeeek...!!"